1
00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:09,340
Can I borrow him?

2
00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:13,920
Oh, please. You can steal him. Really?
Just a minute.

3
00:00:14,220 --> 00:00:15,500
A minute? Make it 20.

4
00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,880
Whoops! No.

5
00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:22,240
Whoops, there's a rock there. I know.

6
00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,279
Who knew?

7
00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,900
I did, so I saw it.

8
00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,520
Okay,

9
00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:32,560
I get it. You don't want me. I get it.
Just go along with it, okay?

10
00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:35,060
Okay. You're drunk.

11
00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:36,880
About what?

12
00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,620
Meet me on the other side of that hill.

13
00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,440
Five minutes.

14
00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,320
I'll be waiting.

15
00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,339
Oh,

16
00:00:48,340 --> 00:01:01,740
God,

17
00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:02,879
are you kidding me?

18
00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:03,880
Here?

19
00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:05,780
That's what the man said.

20
00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:11,780
Where?

21
00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,620
I don't know. Just pick one.

22
00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,960
I'm so sorry. No worries.

23
00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:25,880
No, I wasn't looking where I was going.
Hang on one sec.

24
00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,900
That's fine. Thanks. All right. Good.

25
00:01:34,380 --> 00:01:35,380
Yeah, I'm sorry.

26
00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:36,960
I'm sorry.

27
00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:39,580
Yeah,

28
00:01:44,340 --> 00:01:46,460
I am.

29
00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:50,040
Just fucking stop and listen to me for
one second.

30
00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,480
God, you'd be such a chick most of the
time.

31
00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:56,720
Meaning? Meaning stop being such a
fucking bitch.

32
00:01:57,730 --> 00:02:00,950
Solid advice, thank you. Yeah, it is
solid advice, actually. And if you stop

33
00:02:00,950 --> 00:02:03,690
thinking with that little baby twat
between your legs, maybe you'd give that

34
00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:04,690
girl a chance.

35
00:02:05,330 --> 00:02:08,570
Don't stand so close to me, first of
all. Did you hear what I said? You're

36
00:02:08,570 --> 00:02:09,570
inches in front of my face.

37
00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:13,170
Moldy Mole likes you. What the fuck are
you going to do about it? You know what?

38
00:02:13,190 --> 00:02:14,230
Probably nothing, okay?

39
00:02:14,450 --> 00:02:15,710
I don't want to talk about this anymore.

40
00:02:15,930 --> 00:02:17,190
She has a mole.

41
00:02:17,990 --> 00:02:22,850
Yeah. A fat, juicy, potentially hairy
mole on her clitoris. You know what?

42
00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:25,760
Call me a caveman if that scares the
shit out of you. You are a caveman.

43
00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:26,760
not that shallow, John.

44
00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,480
You know, 300 -foot giants scare the
fuck out of me, but I would fucking

45
00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:34,420
up in that moist little fucking canoe
and do my fucking shit if it was as hot

46
00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:35,420
Cammy.

47
00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,939
You know?

48
00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:39,540
Yeah. So fucking take that with a grain
of salt.

49
00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:49,520
So while we await the final hammer to
fall from the sky, which will finally

50
00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:53,570
reflect how we've adapted in the face of
terror, In the nine months since we

51
00:02:53,570 --> 00:02:56,910
first heard of the asteroid, where there
was once riotous anger amongst the

52
00:02:56,910 --> 00:03:00,110
population, now remains a quiet state of
sporia.

53
00:03:00,690 --> 00:03:05,290
Well, it's been no bed of roses, but
it's a lot safer than it was for a while

54
00:03:05,290 --> 00:03:06,290
there.

55
00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:12,390
Disappointed. Man, I wanted my
apocalypse setting, you know? I wanted

56
00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:15,470
Max and have a badass car and save
chicks.

57
00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:19,230
And, you know, that lasted for like a
day, and that was it.

58
00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:03,500
How ironic would it be to have come so
far only to have the asteroid miss the

59
00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:04,500
planet?

60
00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,220
We could all be so lucky.

61
00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:12,060
But no, I will not be your saviour, and
I bring you no good fortune.

62
00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:17,519
The asteroid will not miss the planet,
and we will not all miraculously

63
00:04:18,779 --> 00:04:21,420
So, five days now.

64
00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:25,120
Five days to right your wrongs.

65
00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,360
Or five days to wrong your rights.

66
00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:33,360
So I ask you, which will you choose now
that judgment day is upon you?

67
00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,500
This one goes out to all you lovers out
there.

68
00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,560
All you lovers with no lovers to love.

69
00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,960
And all you loners with only yourselves
to love.

70
00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,820
Do it, do it, fuck!

71
00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:41,400
Hey, haven't seen you in 20 years.

72
00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,400
Don't get fucked up by an asteroid.

73
00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,760
Hey, Jacqueline. How you doing?

74
00:05:56,520 --> 00:06:00,220
I've been looking for you since you
touched my dick.

75
00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:02,020
This is ridiculous.

76
00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,940
No, no, no, no, no.

77
00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:33,210
Nothing, I'm... No, go back to the gate!

78
00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:34,369
All right.

79
00:06:34,370 --> 00:06:35,450
Back to the gate!

80
00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:36,730
I'm not on it. Go!

81
00:06:39,470 --> 00:06:44,290
I'm sorry, I... I didn't mean to scare
you. I'm just looking for Jacqueline

82
00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:46,270
Byrne. Does she still live here?

83
00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:51,070
Who wants to know?

84
00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:53,670
Um, John, John Parsons.

85
00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:57,990
Uh... Hi.

86
00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:00,650
What's your deal?

87
00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:04,140
I'm sorry, did you not recognize me? No,
I don't.

88
00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:10,260
Well, we used to live on the same
street. We were neighbors like 20 years

89
00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,500
20 years ago? I was five.

90
00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,880
I don't remember my eighth birthday.

91
00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,180
I don't remember you.

92
00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,920
Don't you remember, do you remember
Doheny?

93
00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:24,600
You know, someone already came and took
all of our money and stuff and

94
00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,600
everything.

95
00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:27,280
There's nothing here for you.

96
00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,359
You know what?

97
00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,360
It's better this way.

98
00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:48,280
It's better this way because, you know,
I should probably die alone.

99
00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:52,880
And, you know what? I'll jerk off while
I'm dying. That's what I'll do. Fuck

100
00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,120
girls. I don't need a fucking girl.

101
00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:58,260
Hit by an asteroid will boot them all
over my head.

102
00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:23,860
Baby, can I have a smoke?

103
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,240
Fuck off. I smoke pole.

104
00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:30,020
Hey, we're all gonna die soon. Why don't
you go home and pray or something?

105
00:08:33,539 --> 00:08:34,539
Two, that's it?

106
00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:36,159
Is it wheat?

107
00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,320
No, it's white.

108
00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:38,620
Then you get two pills.

109
00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,880
Now beat it, rodent. You're lame.

110
00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,300
Fucking time, Hank.

111
00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,900
Ow, my fucking nuts.

112
00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,780
Sand everywhere. Stop, woman.

113
00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:02,300
So this is where families come to die,
or what? Oh, yeah. It's my church group.

114
00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:05,840
I didn't know you went to church. Who
else can make more money on a Sunday?

115
00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,820
Touché. Here's the shit you asked me
for. Oh, great.

116
00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:13,600
These are all girls' clothes?

117
00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,140
Oh, yeah. It's all leftover from Davey.

118
00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:17,980
I thought you guys weren't talking
anymore.

119
00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:19,840
Well, we're not. That's how come you get
all our clothes.

120
00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,960
Listen. I'm so fucking angry.

121
00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,020
Jesus. There were three of them. Three
little fucking cocksuckers. None of them

122
00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:28,120
even old enough to buy liquor. They took
everything.

123
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,400
Please don't tell me they took your
weed. Oh, yeah, of course. They took my

124
00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,000
goddamn clothes, books, shoes,
everything.

125
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,440
Fuck.

126
00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:35,540
Do you remember my friend Katie?

127
00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:38,920
Drunk Katie, remember her? Yes, yeah.
These little bastards roofied her one

128
00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,060
night. One day, they're eating
lunchables.

129
00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:44,600
Next thing you know, Drunk Katie is
getting teabagged on YouTube.

130
00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,080
That's marvelous.

131
00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:51,040
Plenty of riots out on the street today,
so if you're on the road... Ask

132
00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,340
yourself, why the hell am I driving?

133
00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:57,700
With gas prices at over $70 a gallon,
why are you driving?

134
00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:02,320
Coming straight to you from the promised
land, this is Sister Stuffy Boots, here

135
00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,840
to bring a little spunk to your last
days.

136
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,230
To a quick death.

137
00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:48,210
Well... Why are you here?

138
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:56,330
Uh... Okay, look, I... I'm not

139
00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:59,030
trying to be a dick.

140
00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:05,410
You know, I never tried to be a dick. I
am... I'm here to...

141
00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:08,340
See you.

142
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:14,140
See someone you could fuck, you mean?

143
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:21,560
Well... No, no, that's completely fair.

144
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:23,940
I know.

145
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,520
Well, then be serious with me for a
change.

146
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,480
Okay.

147
00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:32,340
I'm sorry.

148
00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:33,660
Why?

149
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,020
Because...

150
00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:39,740
You know why. Yeah, I want to hear you
say it.

151
00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:45,660
Come on, say it with me now. I don't
deserve you, Tammy, because I am an

152
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:50,560
asshole. And I apologize for years of
leading you on.

153
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:55,420
And I apologize for duct taping you to
the school seal that one time when we

154
00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:56,239
were 13.

155
00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:00,100
That was a double -dog. And, oh, I am
especially sorry for spreading nasty

156
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,440
rumors about a certain part of your
body.

157
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,440
came to see you.

158
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,880
But after what? I mean, how many other
girls probably said no before it came to

159
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:13,880
this?

160
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,580
Oh, jeez.

161
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,700
Oh, that's so depressing.

162
00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:23,980
I must write pretty goddamn low on your
list then.

163
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:27,780
What an eye -opener. I really didn't see
that one coming.

164
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,960
You know, I could have had any guy that
I wanted.

165
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:36,760
except for you.

166
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:42,860
Now why is that, I wonder?

167
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:46,620
I don't know.

168
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,040
So where do you want to do it?

169
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,500
Do you have any fetish or bondage issues
you want to try out?

170
00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:12,220
No.

171
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,100
No.

172
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,440
Here's how it's going to go.

173
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:35,620
I'm on top.

174
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,600
You're the bitch on the bottom.

175
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,240
You do what I say, when I say it.

176
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,420
You don't come until I have.

177
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:49,440
And... I want you to call me Molly Mole
the entire time.

178
00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:50,740
I'm sorry.

179
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,460
Call you Molly Mole?

180
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,760
Yes, asshole.

181
00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:55,140
Molly Mole.

182
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:59,980
You can't be kidding me. Do you really
think I have an inch -wide mole on my

183
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:00,980
clitoris?

184
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,060
I've never heard that before.

185
00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:06,710
Not everybody in high school is going to
believe that story, but you're the only

186
00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:09,850
one who still wouldn't fuck me this
entire time.

187
00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:13,030
I'm the only one?

188
00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,010
So,

189
00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:25,070
do you?

190
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:26,290
Do I what?

191
00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:27,570
Have a mole?

192
00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:29,890
Yeah, you want to see it?

193
00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:39,330
Maybe I should just let you wonder.

194
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:46,050
Yeah, I mean, a mole on my clit would be
pretty gross, I would imagine.

195
00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:50,970
Gross enough to make somebody not like
me for whatever reason.

196
00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:56,870
I mean, if it were a small mole on my
face, you could potentially get over

197
00:15:56,950 --> 00:16:03,430
but a big, hairy, juicy motherfucker

198
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,970
on my clitoris.

199
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:20,340
I guess those kinds of people might have
a different view of me should they

200
00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,500
discover there's no mall.

201
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,660
Unless that's why you really came over
here.

202
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,040
To settle some bets.

203
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,100
Which is it?

204
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:58,100
Never thought that Molina... I'm never
gonna enjoy this little box room.

205
00:16:58,740 --> 00:16:59,880
I don't care.

206
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:07,540
You wanna fit?

207
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:16,319
Moment of truth.

208
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,339
Afraid you're gonna find something under
there?

209
00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:29,310
I don't really think this is working.

210
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,850
It probably will.

211
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,130
All aboard.

212
00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:50,890
Everybody on the board train.

213
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:53,810
Now boarding.

214
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,500
I can do it.

215
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,640
Fuck!

216
00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:03,860
Hi,

217
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,680
John.

218
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:12,380
What is this?

219
00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:15,280
I'm going to give you the opportunity of
a lifetime.

220
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,880
Do you want one of those?

221
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,040
Yes and no.

222
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,100
And what if I say no?

223
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,300
You don't have the guts to say no.

224
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:35,900
You're quite sad.

225
00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:40,840
You don't even have the willpower to
make these last few days easier on

226
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:41,840
yourself.

227
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,140
Or others.

228
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:44,920
But I do.

229
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,940
And I can do it for you.

230
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:52,160
So you can say no, but I don't think you
will.

231
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,400
Do I know you?

232
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,060
Yes.

233
00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:04,380
Or no.

234
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:09,080
Um, sure.

235
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:10,840
Good.

236
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:12,700
Now kiss me.

237
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,780
Kiss what?

238
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:17,880
I can't grant your wishes unless you
kiss me. It's all part of it.

239
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:20,520
Hmm?

240
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,390
All done.

241
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:32,830
Is that it?

242
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:35,530
I thought I was supposed to get wishes
or something.

243
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,790
Oh, my God.

244
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:50,570
What did you do to me?

245
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,350
What does it feel like I did?

246
00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:54,290
Are you fucking with me?

247
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,390
Please, get me to do something.

248
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:05,530
All right.

249
00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:10,130
I wish that this whole world would burn
faster than it already is.

250
00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:13,610
But I can keep this body once.

251
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:15,950
Think you can handle that?

252
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:20,910
Actually, John, you already made your
wishes, don't you remember?

253
00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:26,030
And half the fun for you will be finding
out exactly what you wasted those

254
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,030
wishes on.

255
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,460
Look, most everything's been in motion
since yesterday. I just wanted to

256
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:31,580
personally inform you.

257
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,160
Oh, do yourself a favor and find a nice
place to lie down.

258
00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:40,460
Wait.

259
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:42,760
What are you doing?

260
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:44,300
You'll be fine.

261
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,300
And John?

262
00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:54,380
It's just my job.

263
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:55,880
Nothing personal.

264
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,320
Hey. Hey.

265
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,600
Where have you been?

266
00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:04,000
Oh, pretty much here all night.

267
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:10,840
Okay, I get it. You don't want me, okay?
I get it. Just don't run with it, okay?

268
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:12,620
Okay.

269
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:55,670
Hmm.

270
00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:28,170
I'm in Jacqueline's body.

271
00:24:34,670 --> 00:24:35,910
Holy shit!

272
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:20,220
Yeah, I'm gonna kick my dick up in
there. Fuck off!

273
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,720
Dick is back.

274
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:45,380
It's a zinger out there today, y 'all,
with temperatures in the next few days

275
00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:49,340
soaring all the way up to the you -know
-what. So bust out that AC and start

276
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:51,840
jacking up those liquor stores because
we're in for a hot one.

277
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,600
Sit back, relax, and enjoy those hot
summer nights.

278
00:26:59,850 --> 00:27:02,690
fuck is that? Hey! Hey! Who the fuck is
that?

279
00:27:03,030 --> 00:27:04,030
Oh my god!

280
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,530
Who are you?

281
00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:10,510
Oh my god, you look like me. You look
like me!

282
00:27:14,230 --> 00:27:15,350
What are you gonna do to me?

283
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,950
Look just like me.

284
00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:45,519
It's okay.

285
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,860
It's okay. Just calm down.

286
00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:50,880
What the fuck is that? Calm down. It is
not that bad. Not that bad? I have a

287
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,920
dick. We will figure something out.

288
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:53,839
Oh, my God.

289
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,240
I have hair in my tits.

290
00:27:55,660 --> 00:27:59,200
I don't even have tits. It will be fine.
It's not going to be fine. I'm picking

291
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,600
a fucking circus in my pants. Bitch,
kill!

292
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,500
Why do I have a fucking penis?

293
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:06,880
Fucking bitches.

294
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,320
Oh, my God, Hank, you're so fucking
annoying. Why are we here? Why are we

295
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,580
Why are we here? Why are we here? Why
are we here?

296
00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:13,950
Oh, you're such a twirl!

297
00:28:14,370 --> 00:28:15,370
Listen.

298
00:28:15,710 --> 00:28:16,669
I'm walking along.

299
00:28:16,670 --> 00:28:18,710
Three o 'clock in the morning. All of a
sudden, I'm in the middle of nowhere

300
00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:19,529
from the sky.

301
00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:20,930
This falls right in front of my face.

302
00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:22,150
Maybe it was an asteroid.

303
00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:24,310
You know what? Why don't you get fucking
serious, okay?

304
00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:26,430
Five minutes later, I'm walking along.

305
00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:27,729
Second one.

306
00:28:27,730 --> 00:28:29,490
Where's this guy right in front of my
face? Does this fucking story have a

307
00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:31,790
plausible ending? Yes, I'm not even in
the good part yet, okay? I'm not even in

308
00:28:31,790 --> 00:28:32,790
the good part. You know what?

309
00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:34,510
Fuck you. I was walking by a tall
building.

310
00:28:34,770 --> 00:28:35,770
Whatever.

311
00:28:37,330 --> 00:28:38,330
What was inside?

312
00:28:40,410 --> 00:28:41,369
How long?

313
00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:44,410
Have you been buying weed for me? A long
time. What is it? It makes hot and

314
00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:45,870
worthless drugs. Beat them hands down.

315
00:28:46,390 --> 00:28:47,269
Give me your hand.

316
00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:49,230
No, I can't get fucked up right now.
I've got to drive to Palm Springs.

317
00:28:49,530 --> 00:28:52,210
Palm Springs? Oh, that's fucking
brilliant. Yeah. Why don't you go right

318
00:28:52,210 --> 00:28:54,530
middle of the asteroid? Exactly. I don't
want to fucking stay here and have my

319
00:28:54,530 --> 00:28:56,890
fucking face melt off. Thank you very
much. Just think the size of Australia.

320
00:28:56,970 --> 00:28:58,430
It's not going to matter where you are
in the fucking country. You're going to

321
00:28:58,430 --> 00:29:01,850
get hit anyway. And John didn't come
home last night. Well, that's my

322
00:29:01,850 --> 00:29:04,570
And he's not answering his fucking
phone. Just shut the fuck up. I can't

323
00:29:04,570 --> 00:29:05,570
fucked up right now, all right?

324
00:29:05,850 --> 00:29:06,850
Back this shit off.

325
00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:09,110
I took only 15 minutes of his life,
don't you? I don't think so.

326
00:29:09,450 --> 00:29:11,470
All I'm saying is that if you don't take
one, you're going to regret it. But

327
00:29:11,470 --> 00:29:18,470
it's not really my issue, so... Just
give me one. You're such a child.

328
00:29:21,070 --> 00:29:22,990
This is a female.

329
00:29:29,130 --> 00:29:30,210
Oh, no.

330
00:29:31,550 --> 00:29:36,870
I don't have any scars. I don't... I
don't... You don't have any scars, do

331
00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:43,630
You think someone cut us open and
switched our brains?

332
00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:47,490
Really? A brain transplant? I think it's
a bit hasty to cut to that conclusion.

333
00:29:47,950 --> 00:29:50,730
What the fuck else could it be? We
didn't just switch bodies.

334
00:29:55,350 --> 00:29:57,110
I can't believe I have a penis now.

335
00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:36,380
Come on. Time to go.

336
00:30:43,740 --> 00:30:44,740
Hey,

337
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,800
Renee. Wake up. Time to go, sweetie.

338
00:31:09,580 --> 00:31:10,499
Your phone?

339
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,500
Where's that coming from?

340
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,780
Dude! Dude, where have you been?

341
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:22,919
Okay, listen.

342
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,940
Hey, if something really serious has
happened, I need your help.

343
00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:28,660
Yeah, no shit, asshole. Put John back on
the phone.

344
00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:32,240
Just talk to my brother, dude. Find out
where he is. Hello?

345
00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:36,620
John? Jesus Christ, where the fuck have
you been, man? The fucking world is

346
00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:38,620
falling apart out here. Everyone is
leaving town.

347
00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:41,940
I don't know. Talk to Jacqueline. Bye.
Talk to Jacqueline? I don't want to talk

348
00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:44,340
to Jacqueline. I want to talk to you.
Where are you?

349
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:45,840
We're on the boat.

350
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:46,879
What boat?

351
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,600
What do you mean, what boat? Our boat,
asshole. Your boat?

352
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:52,140
All right, all right. I'll meet you
there in five minutes. Meet me in the

353
00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:53,079
parking lot.

354
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,120
Don't fucking move.

355
00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:03,780
John, get in the front seat. Jacqueline,
get in the back. Let's go.

356
00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:06,660
I don't know what the rush is. Where are
you going, dude? I said get in the

357
00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:10,300
front seat. Come on. Okay, fine. I guess
get in the front. Come on. Are we going

358
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:12,840
without you? Go, go, go. How is this
parrot's head?

359
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,140
Just push her over. She'll never know.

360
00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:15,660
What the fuck?

361
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,760
Slow down.

362
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,980
Where on earth have you been, bro? I've
been calling you all morning.

363
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,600
Hello, I'm talking to you.

364
00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:24,020
Where are we going?

365
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:25,520
Are you not going to talk to me, bro?

366
00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:26,780
Seriously?

367
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,660
We're driving down to Palm Springs.

368
00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:31,070
Why? Why are we going to Palm Springs?

369
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:32,350
Palm Springs?

370
00:32:32,690 --> 00:32:36,130
I'm not going to Palm Springs. The
epicenter? No. First of all, the big old

371
00:32:36,130 --> 00:32:40,430
hurry is there's a motherfucking giant
destroying our town. I really cannot go.

372
00:32:40,510 --> 00:32:42,990
No one is pulling over, bro. What are
you on?

373
00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:44,930
Hank, come on. What is the rush?

374
00:32:45,290 --> 00:32:48,670
All right, listen to me very clearly.
You don't want to stay here.

375
00:32:49,770 --> 00:32:50,770
Period.

376
00:33:06,510 --> 00:33:10,030
A giant humanoid attacking Southern
California, the military has launched a

377
00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:13,350
-scale effort to contain the beast,
setting up camps across the deserts near

378
00:33:13,350 --> 00:33:14,770
Palm Springs down through Yuma.

379
00:33:15,050 --> 00:33:17,990
Yet doubt still remains. Does the beast
even exist?

380
00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:20,030
We hit the streets for your answers.

381
00:33:20,370 --> 00:33:23,110
What are your thoughts on the reports of
a giant terrorizing Southern

382
00:33:23,110 --> 00:33:25,110
California? It's a great special effect.

383
00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:29,530
I mean, like, what ever happened to
those guys who, like, stole a bunch of

384
00:33:29,530 --> 00:33:30,730
because they were going to blow the
earth up?

385
00:33:31,070 --> 00:33:34,250
Come on, this is Hollywood's last gasp
at attention.

386
00:33:34,790 --> 00:33:35,790
Missing nukes.

387
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:40,960
Asteroid. Giant. It's just kind of. You
got bigger problems.

388
00:34:39,150 --> 00:34:40,150
In Palm Springs?

389
00:34:41,310 --> 00:34:42,850
Yes! Good!

390
00:34:43,570 --> 00:34:44,770
And you brought me here.

391
00:34:45,790 --> 00:34:48,469
The world's falling apart, Renee. What
were they supposed to do?

392
00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:50,050
We meet in San Clemente?

393
00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:51,489
Who was in the car?

394
00:34:51,650 --> 00:34:54,489
John! In San Clemente's friend or
something.

395
00:34:54,710 --> 00:34:55,368
And my pillow?

396
00:34:55,370 --> 00:34:56,370
Throw it on the table!

397
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:57,470
We meet there.

398
00:35:15,630 --> 00:35:16,630
Dude.

399
00:35:17,190 --> 00:35:20,130
Totally think we're the only people left
in Palm... spring.

400
00:35:20,430 --> 00:35:22,710
Oh. You're not Hank.

401
00:35:22,970 --> 00:35:23,970
Where is he?

402
00:35:30,770 --> 00:35:33,810
Oh. I never could've think so hard.

403
00:35:36,350 --> 00:35:40,090
You know... I think this might be a
first.

404
00:35:41,830 --> 00:35:42,830
For Najan?

405
00:35:44,450 --> 00:35:45,450
Yeah.

406
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:46,880
His only.

407
00:35:48,340 --> 00:35:49,340
He doesn't look familiar to me.

408
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,340
He does, really?

409
00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:53,640
I'm hooked up. I don't know.

410
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:55,860
That's the kind of guy you hook up with?

411
00:35:56,940 --> 00:35:57,940
Shit.

412
00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:00,040
Fuck, he looks like a pretty awesome
dude.

413
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,080
You should totally hit that up.

414
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,280
No.

415
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:04,540
It's way too girly.

416
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,380
You know what? If you're here to bitch
me out, I'm really not in the mood.

417
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:28,340
I'm not here to fight, man.

418
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,640
Good.

419
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,280
You saw a giant?

420
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,600
Yes.

421
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,240
Oh, and incidentally, John, I've had
sex.

422
00:36:39,770 --> 00:36:44,450
With Moley Mole. What? Actually, Renee
and I both together had sex with Moley

423
00:36:44,450 --> 00:36:48,930
Mole. Okay, how... Just before a giant
fish just saw. It was awesome. You would

424
00:36:48,930 --> 00:36:51,570
have loved it. So how on earth did you
get a chance to have sex with Moley

425
00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:54,590
Stop barking in my ear, Jacqueline. No,
get back here.

426
00:36:55,110 --> 00:36:58,030
You brought it up. So answer my
question.

427
00:36:58,430 --> 00:36:59,430
Hey!

428
00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:01,050
Hey!

429
00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:04,150
What does he mean by that?

430
00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:06,390
You had sex with Moley Mole too?

431
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,240
Listen, I don't think sex is the best
way to describe what happened.

432
00:37:12,220 --> 00:37:15,840
Okay, then could someone please tell me
what the fuck is going on here?

433
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,320
Ugh.

434
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,900
And as if the asteroid weren't enough,
now we're in for some more trouble in

435
00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:29,779
River City.

436
00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:34,800
It seems that now we might be simmering
in a nuclear fire, should the itchy

437
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,800
trigger fingers.

438
00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:38,060
be as touchy as they're bragging to be.

439
00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:43,660
It kind of makes you wish you'd taken
things a little bit more seriously when

440
00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:45,340
you had the chance, doesn't it?

441
00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:48,940
Okay.

442
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,920
Indulge me.

443
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:02,540
But tell me this.

444
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,680
What happened to Heek?

445
00:38:06,090 --> 00:38:07,090
when he was 10.

446
00:38:08,670 --> 00:38:15,650
I know for a fact that only John, Hank,
their mother, and

447
00:38:15,650 --> 00:38:16,650
myself would know this.

448
00:38:18,790 --> 00:38:20,950
What did their mother have to do with
his penis?

449
00:38:21,330 --> 00:38:24,150
She had to burn a tick out of his
foreskin.

450
00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:36,710
Are you for real?

451
00:38:38,110 --> 00:38:43,150
Duh. I mean, you actually... You
changed?

452
00:38:45,930 --> 00:38:48,010
But you still have a penis, right?

453
00:38:51,490 --> 00:38:55,030
What happened?

454
00:38:55,510 --> 00:38:57,690
Really? You choose now to believe me?

455
00:38:58,050 --> 00:39:03,250
This is fucking incredible. I mean, you
must be fucking stoked. No, dude. I'm

456
00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,530
fucking depressed, man.

457
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,180
Okay, I'm going to die here with you
people. I don't even have a fucking

458
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,620
Seriously? Yeah.

459
00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:13,040
This makes me so sad.

460
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,440
Are you fucking serious?

461
00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:17,860
Yeah. Do you realize the power you have?

462
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,900
Sit the fuck down.

463
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,020
What, I wouldn't give to switch bodies
with someone and have a cock for a day?

464
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,680
I would be out drinking and fucking and
fucking and drinking. I'd be

465
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,100
masturbating the fucking shit out of
myself.

466
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,540
So if you have a fucking vagina, bro,
use it. Okay, really?

467
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,420
Could you not make this about sex?

468
00:39:34,110 --> 00:39:37,710
an amazing opportunity for you to be a
woman for a day and just experience what

469
00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:40,750
sex is like. Can you imagine going back
to a man and knowing how to please a

470
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:43,210
woman? No men know how to please women.
I mean, come on.

471
00:39:43,850 --> 00:39:46,290
And this is about me and my life because
I'm not going to die with a bunch of

472
00:39:46,290 --> 00:39:49,290
sorry, uptight assholes. Now get the
fuck inside that house and rub one out.

473
00:39:53,170 --> 00:39:54,170
Any better yet?

474
00:39:54,570 --> 00:39:55,570
Stay right here.

475
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,160
Don't start with me.

476
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:24,800
You don't believe me? You don't believe
me. Try it.

477
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,440
Go into the bathroom and do not come out
until you have.

478
00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:31,160
And by the way, get your shit together
and stop the pining.

479
00:40:32,860 --> 00:40:34,120
Take it! Go to the bathroom now!

480
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,100
Take it!

481
00:41:12,810 --> 00:41:13,810
I know about Venus.

482
00:41:15,470 --> 00:41:16,470
Hi, I'm Renee.

483
00:41:17,770 --> 00:41:18,770
You're my new hero.

484
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,040
Maybe I...

485
00:42:57,770 --> 00:42:58,649
I said get up.

486
00:42:58,650 --> 00:42:59,830
I don't want to go inside.

487
00:43:00,170 --> 00:43:01,170
Fuck off.

488
00:43:01,610 --> 00:43:05,330
You ruined my last two days on this
rock. I'll rip your fucking dick off and

489
00:43:05,330 --> 00:43:07,210
mushroom stamp you to the motherfucking
stone age.

490
00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:11,170
Show me how it's done.

491
00:43:16,330 --> 00:43:16,710
Now

492
00:43:16,710 --> 00:43:23,690
come to mama.

493
00:43:24,650 --> 00:43:25,509
Dance for me.

494
00:43:25,510 --> 00:43:26,510
I got nothing.

495
00:43:27,660 --> 00:43:28,720
I said dance for me.

496
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,820
Just move those hips.

497
00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:35,540
What, all that testosterone makes you a
little pussy now?

498
00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:36,820
You're being ridiculous.

499
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,160
You are. Let's go.

500
00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:40,760
Wow. You've got one day left on this
earth.

501
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,280
What are you going to do with it?

502
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,120
Listen.

503
00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:49,640
Don't fuck me.

504
00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:15,249
I don't get it.

505
00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:16,670
They look like aspirin.

506
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,970
There's absolutely no food in this
fridge.

507
00:45:21,810 --> 00:45:22,830
I'm starving.

508
00:45:30,830 --> 00:45:34,650
So, these pills feel like having sex.

509
00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:37,390
How is that even possible?

510
00:45:38,130 --> 00:45:39,290
I don't know.

511
00:45:40,310 --> 00:45:41,310
Try one.

512
00:45:42,230 --> 00:45:43,550
I'm kind of afraid to.

513
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:52,360
I don't get it. I don't. It doesn't
make... So who's a molly mole?

514
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,040
Just some girl.

515
00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:56,180
Is she famous?

516
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,180
No. Just a girl I know.

517
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,920
So this pill feels like sex with your
friend.

518
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,860
How's it even possible that somebody
could make a pill out of somebody?

519
00:46:07,980 --> 00:46:09,520
You sure it's definitely her? Oh, I'm
sure.

520
00:46:09,740 --> 00:46:14,100
I'm sure it's her. And if Hank says it's
her too, then... What is going on?

521
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,320
I'm really sorry for getting you
involved in all this.

522
00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:34,140
I'm, uh... actually kind of glad you
did.

523
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:40,880
Um... You should try one of these male
pills.

524
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:42,760
Why? What does this feel like?

525
00:46:43,380 --> 00:46:44,380
I don't know.

526
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,540
Ask Blondie over there.

527
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,480
Yeah,

528
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,480
I'm not quite sure how I feel about her.

529
00:46:51,970 --> 00:46:53,070
Yeah? Why?

530
00:46:53,570 --> 00:46:55,450
I just keep catching her looking at me.

531
00:46:56,410 --> 00:46:57,410
Looking at you?

532
00:46:57,430 --> 00:46:59,670
When? Like, every five seconds.

533
00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:00,950
Come on.

534
00:47:01,010 --> 00:47:01,948
Oh, shit.

535
00:47:01,950 --> 00:47:02,950
What?

536
00:47:05,430 --> 00:47:06,430
What are you guys doing?

537
00:47:07,290 --> 00:47:08,290
The water's awesome.

538
00:47:09,370 --> 00:47:10,370
Hmm.

539
00:47:12,570 --> 00:47:13,670
Have you tried one yet?

540
00:47:14,350 --> 00:47:15,530
No, I haven't.

541
00:47:15,830 --> 00:47:18,150
Hmm. Are these males or females?

542
00:47:18,810 --> 00:47:19,890
Uh, females.

543
00:47:20,490 --> 00:47:21,490
Oh.

544
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,760
What's she doing?

545
00:47:29,420 --> 00:47:31,140
She took a male pill, right?

546
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,560
You know, there are rarely male advances
that I can't stand.

547
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:46,320
But the feeling of your eyes on my ass
is definitely one of them.

548
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,280
Whatcha doing?

549
00:47:50,540 --> 00:47:51,540
Testing a theory.

550
00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:53,300
Yeah, what's that?

551
00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:58,040
Rick? What?

552
00:47:58,300 --> 00:47:59,360
Do you have to stare?

553
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:01,100
Yes.

554
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:04,880
What are you trying to do?

555
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:06,840
I want to take the spell.

556
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,400
So just take the thing.

557
00:48:17,380 --> 00:48:20,920
You're the dirtiest fucking pervert in
the world.

558
00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:42,020
I just have a... It's not that. I just
want to try it.

559
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:44,000
Perfect. Renee.

560
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:46,380
Just... She's right here.

561
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,100
Hi. I need you to do me a favor.

562
00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:52,500
Experiment. Take this pill, please.

563
00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:56,120
Right now? Yes, take it. Why? Just take
it. It's a male pill.

564
00:48:56,340 --> 00:48:58,540
Just take it. No. Please? No.

565
00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:01,320
I told him everything you told me.

566
00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:03,220
And? The whole situation.

567
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,380
Yeah, what? Let me guess. You don't
believe me. Look, one way or another,

568
00:49:06,380 --> 00:49:07,720
taking this pill. No.

569
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,040
Yeah. I don't think so.

570
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,160
Jackie.

571
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:12,960
Jackie.

572
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:17,500
Jackie! I'm not taking it. Wait, what's
going on?

573
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,880
He's going out on the mail to his
daughter.

574
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,200
Oh, yeah? Who?

575
00:49:22,380 --> 00:49:25,760
Johnny. Tell me if these little pills
are my little brother.

576
00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:27,220
Okay. Holy shit.

577
00:49:27,420 --> 00:49:29,600
Don't you think she would have told us
if that was the case?

578
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:33,020
I hadn't had a male pill since then,
Clement. Until now.

579
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:34,520
Okay, Hank.

580
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,960
You really need to consider the option
that what I'm telling you is the actual

581
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:39,960
truth, okay?

582
00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:41,900
I'm John.

583
00:49:42,220 --> 00:49:45,320
Do I need to spell that out for you? And
if what you're saying about the pills

584
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,320
is true and knowing my life these past
couple days, I'm sure it is, I am not

585
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,160
going to take a pill of myself.

586
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,880
You're really starting to piss me off.
Hank, I can't take this.

587
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,500
Well, I can't give it to my little
brother, all right? I need more than

588
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,240
Renee's word. I need confirmation.

589
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,880
Funny to you, but funny?

590
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,680
That's definitely a junk pill.

591
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:14,920
I need a drink.

592
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:19,360
No.

593
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,400
Okay, think about this.

594
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,940
No, everything, okay? All of it. The
pill.

595
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,680
Moley mole, Jackie and I switching
bodies, I mean everything.

596
00:50:31,980 --> 00:50:32,980
I'm sorry, can I help you with
something?

597
00:50:33,140 --> 00:50:34,140
You're fucking crazy, right?

598
00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:35,760
Yeah. Okay, but why?

599
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,300
What the fuck? That's what I don't
understand.

600
00:50:37,580 --> 00:50:38,580
Why me? Why?

601
00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:40,100
What the fuck do you want from me? Okay,
but what would you say?

602
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:43,060
You know, I want a confirmation we were
all going to hell, and it's been

603
00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:46,900
confirmed. You still don't believe
Jackie and I switch bodies, do you? Fuck

604
00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:50,080
Asshole. This mad crazy shit, this is
plain fucking stupid. Ow!

605
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,480
God!

606
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,420
Ow! Get the mosquito off of me!

607
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:54,800
Fucking little bitch!

608
00:50:55,879 --> 00:50:57,020
You're worthless, brother!

609
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,280
Fuck this noise!

610
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,120
Why the fuck does my last job deserve
that to be with you motherfuckers?

611
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,680
Why did you ever hunt down this ugly
cooter? Fuck you! Where the fuck are you

612
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,580
gonna go now, huh? Forget you guys!

613
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,360
Night.

614
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:46,840
Hold still.

615
00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:54,900
What's on your mind?

616
00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:57,060
Stop it.

617
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,320
That was a pretty ballsy stunt you
pulled in there.

618
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,640
I try.

619
00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:05,280
Well, I don't really see the need to
fight the day before we all die.

620
00:52:16,970 --> 00:52:19,110
You don't strike me as a very happy
person.

621
00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:20,910
Whatever gave you that idea?

622
00:52:21,210 --> 00:52:22,210
Well, do you have a girlfriend?

623
00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:23,250
No. Why not?

624
00:52:25,670 --> 00:52:26,670
I don't know.

625
00:52:29,130 --> 00:52:31,130
What about Callie?

626
00:52:31,650 --> 00:52:33,370
Cammy? Moe Moe.

627
00:52:35,870 --> 00:52:36,870
Why not?

628
00:52:39,110 --> 00:52:40,110
It's a long story.

629
00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:41,390
So why not?

630
00:52:41,590 --> 00:52:42,590
I don't know.

631
00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:44,250
Okay?

632
00:52:44,490 --> 00:52:45,930
Dire fear of settling down?

633
00:52:48,380 --> 00:52:51,240
Oh, and obviously because I'm paranoid
of moles.

634
00:52:53,060 --> 00:52:56,080
Actually, I'm pretty sure Hank made that
rumor up about Molly Mole.

635
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:00,340
What about Jacqueline?

636
00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:04,220
Mystery of the unknown.

637
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,860
But then someone comes in and says, hey,
look, here's an asteroid.

638
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:12,500
Doesn't even matter anyway.

639
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,000
We should have brought Cammy.

640
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:21,840
She wouldn't have come.

641
00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:23,360
Hey, you guys, get in here.

642
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:32,640
We are at our greatest loss.

643
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:36,840
I think I found something.

644
00:53:37,140 --> 00:53:41,460
Our final transmission, we were lucky to
have recovered.

645
00:53:46,670 --> 00:53:48,990
You can see from the footage the
devastation is...

646
00:53:48,990 --> 00:53:57,070
I

647
00:53:57,070 --> 00:53:58,170
want to wish you all well.

648
00:54:00,930 --> 00:54:02,290
These are our final tapes.

649
00:54:04,970 --> 00:54:07,150
May God have mercy on all of us.

650
00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:10,730
And... Godspeed.

651
00:54:12,210 --> 00:54:13,630
It was terrible!

652
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:22,400
people like it was nothing i saw people
dying

653
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:29,000
there's one girl that's it man it's just
i

654
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:33,800
don't even know how to describe it oh
mind -blowing

655
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:04,920
John, get in here.

656
00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:53,868
Oh, great.

657
00:55:53,870 --> 00:55:54,870
What?

658
00:55:58,310 --> 00:55:59,310
Where's John?

659
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:05,880
Found something today.

660
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:08,640
Yeah, what?

661
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,220
I think it might cheer you up.

662
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,120
Try me.

663
00:57:15,980 --> 00:57:17,300
Now don't get too excited.

664
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:18,820
It's just a loner.

665
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:25,080
Really? But she's in good condition.
Dude, I don't have the patience for you

666
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:26,840
tonight. I'm sorry. I'm going to bed.

667
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,260
Come back. Come back.

668
00:57:30,180 --> 00:57:31,180
Grumpy.

669
00:57:32,060 --> 00:57:33,060
Come here.

670
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,600
I'm sorry. I have a real surprise for
you.

671
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,480
And it waits in the other room.

672
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:40,660
Ladies first.

673
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:43,440
Vaginas first.

674
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:02,800
This is your great surprise? The two of
you sitting here ready to cornhole me?

675
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:04,600
Just sit down.

676
00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:14,020
I'm going to have sex with Jackie
tonight.

677
00:58:14,940 --> 00:58:16,640
And I think you should join us.

678
00:58:18,980 --> 00:58:21,580
Convenient. For you who doesn't have to
fuck yourself.

679
00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:22,900
You agreed to this?

680
00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:24,900
Hmm?

681
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:26,160
I'm drunk.

682
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:27,760
Oh.

683
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:30,900
Kiss me.

684
00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:04,120
Are you a little more relaxed now?

685
00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:06,300
Yeah.

686
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:07,840
Good.

687
00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:13,180
Come with me.

688
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,280
Gus?

689
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:17,860
Yeah, I'll be right there.

690
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,080
Take your time.

691
00:59:50,860 --> 00:59:56,400
If you want to hype it up, if you want
to fabricate it.

692
01:00:01,980 --> 01:00:06,360
Scrolling through the camera, looking
for a friend.

693
01:00:49,130 --> 01:00:52,070
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, but
not quite.

694
01:00:52,730 --> 01:00:57,230
Does it have a name? Yeah, yeah. I call
it some 300 -foot asshole stepped on my

695
01:00:57,230 --> 01:00:58,230
mom's house.

696
01:00:59,390 --> 01:01:01,490
Ooh, I like it. When do you get to hear
it?

697
01:01:01,730 --> 01:01:02,830
As soon as I'm done writing it.

698
01:01:03,510 --> 01:01:05,030
And that will be when exactly?

699
01:01:05,450 --> 01:01:06,450
In like one minute.

700
01:01:07,670 --> 01:01:10,410
Not much else to treat you to on this
final day of Earth.

701
01:01:10,830 --> 01:01:15,510
It's about eight hours now. Eight hours
until sundown when it's supposed to

702
01:01:15,510 --> 01:01:18,510
happen. We're located right at the heart
of the Big Mama.

703
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,040
X marks the spot just outside of Palm
Springs.

704
01:01:21,780 --> 01:01:26,000
So, if you're one of the ten or so
remaining people in this town, why not

705
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,000
down and join us?

706
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:32,280
We're just five miles into the desert.
Take the Joel's Road south to its end

707
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:33,740
walk the rest of the way, if you must.

708
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,940
The road will end, but your journey will
not.

709
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:41,060
You almost ready, Jim? Yeah, baby, hit
me one last time.

710
01:01:41,980 --> 01:01:47,260
The end is near, my friends, but we will
be with you all day long until that

711
01:01:47,260 --> 01:01:48,260
last moment.

712
01:01:49,779 --> 01:01:51,260
This song goes out to Vion.

713
01:01:51,980 --> 01:01:53,860
My boy became a man last night.

714
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:55,480
Take it away, Jim.

715
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:58,220
Come on, guys, get up!

716
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:03,960
Guys, up!

717
01:02:04,260 --> 01:02:05,260
We gotta go.

718
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,660
Where? Like, out of bed.

719
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,000
Where are you going?

720
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:35,460
Dude, come on. Bear with me.

721
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:39,000
This is our last day alive. We don't
have time to bear with you.

722
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:45,140
Okay, Jacqueline, do me a favor and just
bear with me.

723
01:02:46,020 --> 01:02:47,020
Okay?

724
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:52,100
He's really going out there.

725
01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:53,800
What brought this on?

726
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000
That's just stupid.

727
01:03:02,410 --> 01:03:03,410
Where else are we going to go?

728
01:03:16,550 --> 01:03:17,550
Come on!

729
01:03:19,990 --> 01:03:21,890
It's a brilliant idea not to bring
water.

730
01:03:22,470 --> 01:03:23,470
Hey, Plus.

731
01:03:23,610 --> 01:03:24,610
Yeah, seriously.

732
01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:26,710
Jacqueline! Wait up!

733
01:03:28,090 --> 01:03:29,090
Hey!

734
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,860
You know, we can't go on much further
like this. You've got to plan for these

735
01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:36,580
kind of heights. So go back if you're
not interested. Stop being a goddamn

736
01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:37,580
child, okay?

737
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:40,540
You haven't even told us where it is you
think you're going, or do you even

738
01:03:40,540 --> 01:03:42,120
know? Hey, where are we going?

739
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:43,480
I want to know.

740
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,660
A building. It could be a building.

741
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,520
Dude, are you fucking kidding me? You
know what, Hank?

742
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:55,140
Stop telling me what I can and cannot
do. Stop acting like a pissy little

743
01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:58,960
God, you are such an asshole. Eat a
dick, Jacqueline. Fuck off. You know

744
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:02,560
It's a shame you didn't drown back in
the 80s when I buried you in the sand.

745
01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:06,720
Hey, save it, Hank. She has no idea
where the fuck she's taking us. Shut

746
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,140
mouth and take a goddamn pill.

747
01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:11,960
Rene, did you bring those stupid pills?
I'm not taking any goddamn pills.

748
01:04:12,580 --> 01:04:15,380
You're gonna fucking shut your mouth and
take a goddamn pill.

749
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,520
Jesus Christ.

750
01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:18,820
Oh, that's just great.

751
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,760
That's great. It's starting to come down
already. Keep walking.

752
01:05:17,450 --> 01:05:18,450
Get back! Get back!

753
01:05:18,510 --> 01:05:19,510
Get back!

754
01:05:20,230 --> 01:05:21,169
Get back!

755
01:05:21,170 --> 01:05:21,428
Get back!

756
01:05:21,430 --> 01:05:22,430
Get back! Get back! Get back! Get back!
Get back! Get back!

757
01:05:23,630 --> 01:05:24,630
Get back!

758
01:05:25,530 --> 01:05:25,870
Get

759
01:05:25,870 --> 01:05:44,848
back!

760
01:06:30,030 --> 01:06:32,750
Looks like you got about five and a half
hours left. You're on your own now.

761
01:06:32,990 --> 01:06:33,990
Love.

762
01:07:38,509 --> 01:07:42,130
Hi. I can't really just see some people.
Hello there.

763
01:07:42,510 --> 01:07:43,750
Hey, I'm really sorry, but I... Hey!

764
01:07:44,010 --> 01:07:45,010
No!

765
01:07:47,390 --> 01:07:48,410
We've got some people.

766
01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:49,950
Where are they? Bring them in.

767
01:07:50,770 --> 01:07:51,770
Really?

768
01:07:52,390 --> 01:07:58,810
What are you doing here?

769
01:08:01,190 --> 01:08:02,690
Radio. Uh -huh.

770
01:08:04,930 --> 01:08:06,050
You're doing radio here.

771
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:07,640
Uh -huh.

772
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:09,960
Alright.

773
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:14,080
Do you guys have any water?

774
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:37,760
Where the fuck did you get water?

775
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:40,680
I found a tent.

776
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:51,260
And so it's not too long now until we're
all toast.

777
01:08:51,700 --> 01:08:53,359
What's the point in rushing, I say?

778
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,620
What's done is done.

779
01:08:56,300 --> 01:09:02,020
So for all you lovers, haters, sinners,
and God -fearing types, why not just sit

780
01:09:02,020 --> 01:09:04,420
back, relax, and enjoy the show?

781
01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:07,620
It's the end of the world. You might as
well enjoy it.

782
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:11,279
Because it only comes once, and you may
never see it again.

783
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:26,859
I'd almost forgotten what other humans
looked like.

784
01:09:27,460 --> 01:09:30,840
We've been broadcasting our location out
here for weeks. Seriously? You guys

785
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:31,840
broadcast out here?

786
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,059
Every day.

787
01:09:33,060 --> 01:09:34,060
Last station alive.

788
01:09:34,780 --> 01:09:35,780
Why?

789
01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:38,080
How do you get a signal or whatever?

790
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:40,060
We have a dish up on the hill.

791
01:09:40,319 --> 01:09:41,319
Oh.

792
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:45,140
You were on the boat.

793
01:09:45,979 --> 01:09:46,799
I'm sorry?

794
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:47,800
That was you.

795
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,819
I meet a lot of people. You wouldn't be
the first.

796
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:54,300
So you're responsible for this. I mean,
you were on the boat last night. You

797
01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:56,780
were on the radio this morning. You
dedicated a song in my honor.

798
01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:58,440
Dedicated a song?

799
01:09:58,520 --> 01:09:59,520
That's what we do.

800
01:09:59,980 --> 01:10:02,060
You congratulated me on becoming a man.

801
01:10:05,550 --> 01:10:06,550
A man.

802
01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:11,530
Look, I'm sorry. I've got a lot of work
to do. No, no, we're not going anywhere.

803
01:10:11,810 --> 01:10:16,130
No, it's cool, dude. It's totally cool.
No, take back my wishes. I don't know

804
01:10:16,130 --> 01:10:16,909
what you mean.

805
01:10:16,910 --> 01:10:18,930
Really? I don't even believe this.

806
01:10:19,710 --> 01:10:22,270
Is this even connected to anything?

807
01:10:22,550 --> 01:10:24,250
John. What about this? No?

808
01:10:24,810 --> 01:10:28,650
Not even plugged in? Is anything not
even a complete fucking lie? No, put

809
01:10:28,650 --> 01:10:29,650
down. What the fuck?

810
01:10:44,010 --> 01:10:45,290
I think she's coming back.

811
01:10:45,790 --> 01:10:48,970
Take back my wishes! I don't know what
you're talking about. No, see, you know

812
01:10:48,970 --> 01:10:50,770
exactly what I'm talking about. Come on,
let's go!

813
01:10:51,210 --> 01:10:54,150
How about, I wish I could escape this
fucking pathetic body?

814
01:10:54,370 --> 01:10:58,490
Does that ring a bell? Or maybe I wish
this whole, I don't know, goddamn world

815
01:10:58,490 --> 01:11:02,210
would grow as fast as it already is?
That sounds familiar because it

816
01:11:02,210 --> 01:11:04,850
looks like it outside. I mean, I guess I
wish for a surprise.

817
01:11:18,090 --> 01:11:18,809
You know I can?

818
01:11:18,810 --> 01:11:21,630
Yeah. You know I can. Yeah. What is it I
can do exactly?

819
01:11:21,910 --> 01:11:24,570
You. You can take back my wishes. Good.

820
01:11:26,110 --> 01:11:29,830
Have you learned nothing or have I
wasted my time on you?

821
01:12:24,010 --> 01:12:25,010
Thanks, you did it!

822
01:13:05,070 --> 01:13:06,130
Who the fuck is the giant?

823
01:13:07,290 --> 01:13:08,290
Dude.

824
01:13:12,690 --> 01:13:17,470
What, you think Cammy was the giant?

825
01:13:19,830 --> 01:13:20,990
Cammy was the giant!

826
01:13:22,690 --> 01:13:24,770
Dude, what the fuck, moley mole?

827
01:13:39,150 --> 01:13:40,150
Well, what about the asteroid?

828
01:13:40,410 --> 01:13:41,610
You here to threaten me again?

829
01:13:42,530 --> 01:13:44,010
Yeah, but you... You're right, John.

830
01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:45,330
I did it.

831
01:13:45,430 --> 01:13:50,250
I reversed all of your wishes. But the
asteroid, that wasn't my doing.

832
01:13:51,190 --> 01:13:53,930
That, you have to deal with.

833
01:13:55,730 --> 01:13:58,350
Who are you? They were all your wishes,
John.

834
01:13:59,010 --> 01:14:01,610
I just followed through.

835
01:14:03,210 --> 01:14:04,650
So how do you think you do?

836
01:14:12,330 --> 01:14:14,050
It's about to get very hot.

837
01:14:35,610 --> 01:14:36,610
That's it.

838
01:14:37,310 --> 01:14:38,410
I think that's it.

839
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:47,900
Right. Fuck it then.

840
01:14:49,260 --> 01:14:50,300
Right, Cammy?

841
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:52,600
Fuck it all!

842
01:14:58,280 --> 01:14:58,780
Are

843
01:14:58,780 --> 01:15:07,720
you

844
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:08,720
okay?

845
01:15:14,830 --> 01:15:16,370
I stepped on so many people.

846
01:15:19,030 --> 01:15:21,010
I don't know. I thought I was dreaming.

847
01:15:23,970 --> 01:15:25,870
What the fuck is going on?

848
01:15:31,170 --> 01:15:32,170
Look.

849
01:15:33,530 --> 01:15:34,530
Cheer up.

850
01:15:35,110 --> 01:15:37,650
I'm sure you did hundreds of people a
favor.

851
01:15:38,970 --> 01:15:41,730
I'd rather be crushed instantaneously
than killed by an asteroid.

852
01:15:42,390 --> 01:15:44,290
Oh, my...

853
01:15:46,940 --> 01:15:48,600
I'm sorry, that was a bad joke.

854
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,000
Bad joke.

855
01:15:55,500 --> 01:16:02,480
I swear I wasn't trying to follow you
out here or anything. I don't even

856
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:03,780
know how I got here.

857
01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:09,440
Well, logic hasn't exactly been a sweet
selling point.

858
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:11,880
So I think you're okay.

859
01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:17,380
Everything's been a little... off.

860
01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:24,380
I'm sorry we have left.

861
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:28,060
How much?

862
01:16:35,140 --> 01:16:36,180
I'm glad you're here.

863
01:16:36,740 --> 01:16:38,400
Yeah, right. Sure you are.

864
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:39,800
Yeah, I know.

865
01:16:40,060 --> 01:16:41,060
But...

866
01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:01,920
You guys think that the impact of the
blast will launch the Chinese into

867
01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:06,020
Yeah, I think that's exactly what's
going to happen, Hank. Can we die in

868
01:17:06,020 --> 01:17:07,020
silence, please?

869
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,500
I was a Scientologist for a week once.

870
01:17:21,780 --> 01:17:23,040
Stacey made me join.

871
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:25,880
I think it's the only thing I never told
you.

872
01:17:26,340 --> 01:17:27,340
Dude.

873
01:17:34,190 --> 01:17:35,590
God, did you guys just see that?

874
01:17:38,810 --> 01:17:39,810
Nah.

875
01:17:43,970 --> 01:17:44,970
All right.

876
01:17:45,010 --> 01:17:47,050
I was the one who took a dump on your
Legos.

877
01:17:48,470 --> 01:17:51,950
Legos? I mean, I know Mom told you that
it was Fifi, but it was me. What the

878
01:17:51,950 --> 01:17:55,770
fuck? I've always felt, like, really
guilty about it. You ruined my

879
01:17:55,830 --> 01:17:57,850
Did you realize that? Yeah, I know. I'm
sorry.

880
01:17:58,070 --> 01:17:59,310
That was a stupid thing to shit on.

881
01:18:00,070 --> 01:18:01,070
Shut up!

882
01:18:05,940 --> 01:18:07,860
Chuck and I had sex with John last
night.

883
01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:09,340
What?

884
01:18:10,140 --> 01:18:11,140
Motherfucker, really?

885
01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:14,520
We were going to invite you, but I was
afraid you were going to shit on us.

886
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:15,520
you!

887
01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:18,480
Fuck!

888
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:25,200
I don't have a mole.

889
01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:29,040
What? Yeah, I made it up.

890
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:31,300
Hey, the stupid name and everything.

891
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:32,880
Bullshit. Why?

892
01:18:33,710 --> 01:18:38,010
Because I wanted my mom to transfer me
to another middle school. I figured that

893
01:18:38,010 --> 01:18:41,490
the teachers would tell her, then she'd,
you know, pull me out of class all

894
01:18:41,490 --> 01:18:42,490
horrified.

895
01:18:42,930 --> 01:18:44,070
Why did you do that?

896
01:18:45,390 --> 01:18:49,690
Because I asked some boy out, and he
said no to me in front of half the

897
01:18:50,570 --> 01:18:54,190
Nice. Good going, bro. No wonder you
both are fucked up.

898
01:18:56,670 --> 01:18:59,330
I think it's starting to hit.

899
01:19:00,930 --> 01:19:01,930
Watch.

900
01:19:09,100 --> 01:19:10,220
Guess this is it.

901
01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:12,500
Yep.

902
01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:23,860
Do you have to do that right in front of
us? Oh, I'm trying to focus.

903
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:41,420
Any second now.

904
01:19:55,340 --> 01:19:56,440
I think it missed.

905
01:19:57,100 --> 01:20:03,200
It missed.

906
01:20:03,540 --> 01:20:05,120
Don't get my hopes up.

907
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,220
I think we're going to live, dude.

908
01:20:46,639 --> 01:20:48,080
John, it's the nukes!

909
01:20:53,300 --> 01:20:54,540
It's only the nukes!

910
01:21:00,660 --> 01:21:02,100
It's only the nukes, dude!

911
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:04,840
That was the asteroid? No, they launched
the nukes! Look!

912
01:21:07,460 --> 01:21:09,860
It's just the nukes! It's just the
nukes?

913
01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:11,340
We're gonna live, man!

914
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:12,700
Yeah!

915
01:21:13,300 --> 01:21:14,820
Eat a dick, asteroid!

916
01:21:15,300 --> 01:21:16,900
Yeah! Isn't this bad?

917
01:21:17,260 --> 01:21:21,140
No, it's not bad. We're going to live.
Yeah, but I mean... But what? We're

918
01:21:21,140 --> 01:21:22,099
to live, people.

919
01:21:22,100 --> 01:21:25,020
It's only the nukes. We are going to
live.

920
01:21:25,300 --> 01:21:26,340
I love it!

921
01:21:52,270 --> 01:21:53,270
I'm just not getting anything.

922
01:21:56,590 --> 01:21:58,110
I wonder what's going on.

923
01:22:04,110 --> 01:22:05,150
I have no reception.

924
01:22:21,540 --> 01:22:25,220
Broadcasting from Palm Springs once
again. Turn it off, I can't hear you.

925
01:22:25,220 --> 01:22:26,600
from the apocalypse.

926
01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:28,720
What a nightmare that was, huh?

927
01:22:29,100 --> 01:22:31,900
Yeah. Nukes in the skies everywhere
tonight.

928
01:22:32,220 --> 01:22:33,260
Everywhere but here?

929
01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:38,300
Mm -hmm. So unless you're a fan of the
two -headed baby, your best bet, avoid

930
01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:39,520
everywhere else.

931
01:22:40,340 --> 01:22:43,100
So, no apocalypse today. Not this time
around.

932
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:47,180
Just the promise of a very, very long
winter.

933
01:22:47,980 --> 01:22:50,880
So yes, you've been spared another day
on this rock.

934
01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:55,640
And yes, it's time to bust out that
board and pull those skis out of storage

935
01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:56,760
hit the soon -to -be slopes.

936
01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:58,620
I got mine ready.

937
01:22:59,340 --> 01:23:02,800
She's joking, right? So we've started
the night out in fine form.

938
01:23:03,060 --> 01:23:06,000
At this point, you might as well smile.

939
01:23:07,140 --> 01:23:08,280
You know who you are.

940
01:23:26,670 --> 01:23:28,370
If I die in...